Favorite Fictional People: Dan Egan (Veep)

I’m not really great with illness or death or, you know, basic empathy.

Favorite Fictional People: Tom Haverford (Parks and Recreation)

I have never taken the high road but I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

Favorite Fictional People: Rachel Green (Friends)

If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn’t she just copy my hairstyle or something?

Favorite Fictional People: Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl)

Welcome to my world. It’s not so bad once you get used to birds flying into your head and automatic doors never opening.

Favorite Fictional People: Astrid Finch (The Tomorrow People)

You just thought what? Because we don’t have powers we can’t fight? We’re the ones fighting for our lives.

Favorite Fictional People: Pacey Witter (Dawson’s Creek)

Pacey Witter is nothing if not the walking, talking embodiment of a fallible protagonist.

Favorite Fictional People: Lydia Martin (Teen Wolf)

I can’t just turn it on, I’m not like you guys. I don’t have claws or glowing eyes or super senses. I just have voices in my head.

Favorite Fictional People: Detective Jay Halstead (Chicago Fire/Chicago PD)

Sometimes the badge is mightier than the BS.

Favorite Fictional People: John Young (The Tomorrow People)

You think it’s an imperfection but I think there’s a reason we were born unable to kill. It destroys something, a part of your soul you don’t get back. I felt it today. Just like I felt it years ago. I hate you for what you made me.

Favorite Fictional People: Detective Amy Santiago (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single, or if it was my personality, like you suspected.

Favorite Fictional People: Brooke Davis (One Tree Hill)

Someone once said; It’s the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me? I just wanna live a life I’m gonna remember, even if I don’t write it down.